Scallywag & Vagabond attended our festive holiday party at Bungalow 8 on Tuesday night and, apparently had quite the time chatting it up with Kristian Laliberte:
SCV: Is there anyone you are sleeping with around right now?
Kristian: Always. To my left I have my boyfriend Sean and to my right Ana Devon Rose, my wife.
SCV: That’s very bold of you. Do they know about each other?
Kristian: I should think so. After all they’ve been introduced to each other a number of times.
SCV: And no hair or nails were spilt?
Kristian: No unfortunately.
SCV: So I trust it’s all a very happy arrangement.
Kristian: Yes, quite amiable. Have you not noticed how they stroke each other’s face?
To read more about the dirt Kristian gave him, click below:
SCV: Yes rather soothingly. Tell us Kristian besides attending to your bedtime manners what else are you doing?
Kristian: Well writing actually.
SCV: Yes, after all a socialite or aspiring socialite needn’t have a real job.
Kristian: That would be a trifle uncomfortable.
SCV: And unbearable. So is there a novel in the works?
Kristian: Funny you should ask.
SCV: What’s it called?
Kristian: The Socialite.
SCV: Of course it is.
And with that I bid Mr. Laliberte a pleasant evening as I went on with the happy business of appearing refreshingly idle and alert, banal and mindless, effervescent and confused, outwardly consumed with valor, inwardly wondering what was on tv later that night and so on. These are the things we aspiring and actual socialites think about as you flash your camera on us. So next time you take a good look at that picture spare a thought for the poor soul inside those photos who is half wondering and laughing to himself –
“Why do they care so much about what I have to say.”
Go HERE to read full interview.
partypants
December 18, 2008
5:08pm
Honestly, does Devhorsey only have ONE pose? Christ. Look, Neigh Neigh. I commend you on stopping with the ignorant puckermouth pose, but PUT YOUR CHIN DOWN. You look like you have some kind of freaking neck injury!
scallywag
December 18, 2008
7:00pm
The neck injury has been caused by Mrs. Devorah Rose alway having to look up to Mr.Laliberte given that she is in consistent competition between her self and Mr.Laliberte's other love interest, chiefly a Mr. Sean Patrick MURRAY. Ahh the wondrous lifeof Mr.Laliberte...
partypants
December 18, 2008
7:06pm
Yes, it's over the moon fabulous to be a balding social spelunker with the conversational skills of a squirrel on dramamine. *sigh* Can anything be more enviable?
michael barimo
December 18, 2008
10:45pm
party pants--cleary you have a vendetta against devorah rose and kristian laliberte. you should spend more time hanging out with paul johnson calderon and jules kirby. they are the poor mans version of this duo.
partypants
December 18, 2008
11:10pm
wow having an opinion on the intarwebs is now a vendetta! yay america!
michael barimo
December 18, 2008
11:19pm
well, what do you do all day? besides spitting venom
partypants
December 19, 2008
12:02pm
What does it matter to you? Besides, you claim to know who I am. So that means you know I rescue kittens, foil ponzis, and attend AA meetings. haha I'm kidding I don't go to aa.
blahzayblahhh
December 21, 2008
3:14am
Also, PJC & JK are miles beyond these two. In short? They don't have to try anywhere NEAR as hard for their attention.