Donald Trump Just Ruined Cinco De Mayo Because Of Course He Did

by Stephanie Maida · May 5, 2016

It's nice to know that behind all that orange spray tan, wacky rhetoric, and confusing speech-making, the presumptive GOP presidential nominee is really just like us. He, too, loves taco bowls. Even though he has been quite outspoken about his feelings towards Mexican people, as well as his intentions to "build a wall" at the border (specifics on how he plans to do this have been avoided, unsurprisingly), Donald Trump wants us all to know that he has no problem with Cinco de Mayo.

Today, in a hopelessly patronizing post on Facebook, Donald Trump grinned maniacally over an actually delicious looking taco bowl (to be fair), declaring that "The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill." Not exactly the most authentic place to celebrate today, but OK. He wraps up with an eerily foreboding statement: "I love Hispanics!" Whatever you say, guy.

Suddenly we don't feel like tequila shots anymore.