There Are Over Five Million Dead People On Facebook...

Apr 27, 2010 12:21 PM

According to BlackBook's Chris Mohney, Facebook is the equivalent of an online graveyard. And Mohney is the first to do the math on just HOW many profiles on Facebook belong to the deceased (5,762,745 to be exact). Behold, his reasoning below. And, whatever you do, don't question his impregnable math....

So, until someone discovers the invention of pixelating your ashes (to spread across your Tumblr), this will have to do?

"5,762,745 to be exact. and I am EXACT. Based on this policyandthese general stats and the worldwide annual crude death rate. Don’t question my impregnable math. I used a spreadsheet."

Via Chris Mohney

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zbj

April 27, 2010

7:35pm

You can easily count the number of dead people on facebook. Users can have accounts memorialized. Check out this link for more information. [bit.ly]  

awal

June 17, 2010

9:09pm

You know he was being sarcastic when he wrote that right? That no one really knows the number of dead people on Facebook?  

Erasmus

December 8, 2010

8:16pm

No, he was obviously serious! He used a spreadsheet.... A SPREADSHEET! Plus i know this guy who said basically the same thing. Met him in the pub and he made loads of sense  

Angela

May 3, 2011

11:03pm

Stupid. Who gives a shit? There's more important things going on, Iam sure.  

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