A Not So Noel (Family) Christmas (Card)

Jan 28, 2009 12:39 PM


[Noel Family Xmas card 2005, Photo via Daily Intel]

No Christmas season is complete without tree lights on Park Avenue, an enormous tree in Rockefeller Center, and of course a Noel Family Christmas card that boasts a tanned extended international family with tons and tons of smallfries.  But this year, although Walter and Monica didn't opt out of the parties (though not entirely without objections), they did break a multiple decades long tradition of family Christmas cards. It must have seemed only appropriate after Noel's Fairfield Greenwich Group's $7.5 billion Madoff losses.   A tipster notes:

We are well into January, and there is no Noel Family Christmas card to speak of.  I have gotten these things from Walter and Monica like clockwork for the past 15 years, often dreading in some ways how they would still look young, skinny, tanned, and act as a foil to my aged self.

A projection of what the 2008 Christmas card may have looked like after the jump...

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Nick

January 28, 2009

5:50pm

Very Ugly family!!!!!! I think the best think they should do is Disappear forever!!! That is all.  

STANLEY STUYVESANT

January 28, 2009

7:51pm

Are you calling the muppets ugly?!  

alison

January 29, 2009

1:12am

you shameless hypocrites. three weeks ago, you were telling everyone to leave the noels alone: guestofaguest.com/socialites/leave-the-noel-sisters-alone/ and now you've started making fun of them again! you really should be ashamed. you've lost a reader who used to come here for the party pics, not your sad attempts at humor.  

Nick

January 29, 2009

3:06am

Of course not!!!! They are beautiful!!! I think they should be respected!!!  

partypants

January 29, 2009

3:30am

what a bunch of wannabes. They'll never be fraggles!!!!!  

GUESTOFAGUEST

January 29, 2009

4:27am

Oh come on alison, we love the Noels, just having a little fun.  

Nick

January 29, 2009

4:51am

Alex Baby,take a prozac pill and relax!!! You are very nervous!!!!  

Nick

January 29, 2009

5:19am

Alison everything in life changes...That comment above is for you,do not forget to read!!!!!!!!!!  

Gimpy

May 18, 2009

10:26pm

Oh well, as they say in Hawaii; Deck the halls with balls of haoles,Fa-La-La-La-La.  

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