Be Prepared For An Onslaught Of The Eli Manning Tom Brady Dichotomy
[Eli Manning With Paris Hilton, Something You Will Never See. Source: Die Hard Sports Fan]
We recently asked why Eli Manning always looks like he is in a stupor? The plain vanilla quarterback seems to have as much depth as a two-dimensional cardboard movie poster. You won't be finding Eli at 10ak, down in Cabo with Jessica Simpson like Tony Romo, in Soho with Gisele Bündchen like Tom Brady, or sperminating any waif models anytime soon. This Sunday Styles section had an article that began to explore Manning's personality (or lack thereof), and the Manning Brady Dichotomy:
Moments after the victory last Sunday that put Mr. Manning’s Giants into the Super Bowl, a national television audience could see him appearing goofily forlorn as he peered into the stands, apparently in search of his fiancée, Abby McGrew, whom he met at the University of Mississippi. [NY Times]
But alas, we cannot fault him too much since on the field he has been bringing home the bacon lately. Getting our home team into the Super Bowl is no small feat. And of course, if Manning is triumphant, Brady's off-the-field plays will no doubt come back to bite him in his fit butt. In any event, be prepared to be hit over the head with comparisons of these two ad nauseam.
Melvin, The Juice Master of Miss Lily's
the real heart and soul of the Miss Lily's operation lies behind the juice counter, where Melvin Major Jr. makes his homemade organic juices. Customers come far and wide for a taste of Melvin's magical touch; he believes juicing is in his bones.
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06:51:18 PM February 02, 2012
RYAN
November 23, 2008
2:50am
thats prety nice but i wouldn't think of Eli doing that
ethan
November 29, 2008
5:04pm
i just came out of the closet a year ago,and i find eli so freakin hot! his abs oh babe!
ethan
November 29, 2008
5:06pm
i just came out of the closet and i have to say even though i already have a boyfriend, i find eli soooooooooo hot! His abs are AMAZING!oh babe!
e is bad
November 30, 2008
7:01am
Tom Brady is hotter than Eli, but still has that goofy face. Eli is a jerk off in person. Would not screw either!
December 28, 2008
8:10pm
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January 28, 2009
11:04pm
hate who ever put this on here, but eli is my man
alec
July 3, 2009
8:04pm
he doesnt even have abs in this but i agree that payton manning is way motherfucking hotter than eli.
BenjiOKC
September 25, 2009
4:36am
Eli is perfect in every way. I like the mentally slow football player type that doesn't have much to say. It's sweet.