Despite Eli's Success, New Yorkers Google Tom Brady More!

Thanks for the ticker parade Eli, but no thanks. To be quite honest, we're actually a lot more interested in Tom Brady, his whereabouts, who he's sperminating, what neighborhood he's visiting, etc. Ok, well I'm going to be a Pollyanna here for a second, and suggest that its not necessarily that we are more interested in Tom, its just that we know less about this mysterious Tom, therefore, accounting for the increased number of internet stalks...right? It is, of course, most likely really due to the Gisele factor.