[Left: Whitney Houston, Right: Venus Williams]

Anybody else see the similarity? Venus Williams was ROCKIN the Whitney Houston look-alike-contest at this weekend's Australian open. So, what ever is to come of this new matching duo? Will Bobby Brown take notice and try to snatch up the sporty look alike? Is one woman's trash another's gold? Whitney probably wouldn't give two shits on anything regarding Bobby, let alone who he was dating. She made it pretty clear last spring that Bobby Brown isn't in line for "husband of the year" award anytime soon, saying he was extremely "unreliable". And we're guessing Venus is probably smart enough to realize he's nothing special. So, what can ever come of this uncanny resemblance? Might I suggest an ad for the new white Nike mesh visor? These two are pros at product promotion, they might as well combine forces.

P.S. Did anyone see the earrings sister Serena Williams was sporting during Saturday's match?! Tell me, how does someone even move, let alone play an entire tennis match with those things? Forget a future face lift or boob tuck, Serena's going to need a major tuck up on those earlobes of hers.