I hope everybody enjoyed the longest episode of Game of Thrones yet, considering we'll all probably be involved in a Great War of our own by the time season 8 rolls around (which apparently could be as late as 2019). But I digress. The season 7 finale was as good as one could hope for, full of twists, revenge, and some much-anticipated bedroom action. I actually stood up and cheered at least twice because GoT is my version of a boxing match. Anyway, let's recap.
1. Do men really talk about c*cks this much among themselves?
2. Missed you Grey Worm.
3. The Dothraki always know how to bring the party, amiright?
4. I feel like this little tidbit about the overcrowded King's Landing is a jab at NYC, but whatever it's true.
5. This is the first of many horrified Jaime reaction GIFs to Cersei this episode.
6. Sorry Tormund, I am sensing some major vibes between Brienne and The Hound right now.
7. So many side-eyes, so many reunions.
8. I'm so stressed. This is like a huge mafia sit-down. Clearly, I'm from Brooklyn.
9. You've gotta give it to Jon - staying true to his all-fur-everything #lewk even when he's down south.
10. Daenerys making the most extra entrance as usual...
11. Also proving that you should always bring a dragon to a knife fight.
12. Oh my god SHUT UP Euron!
13. Of course my boy Clegane is the only person brave enough for the job of opening the zombie box.
14. UGH I HAVE NEVER SEEN CERSEI MORE TERRIFIED WHAT A THRILL
15. But like, why couldn't they just let the thing eat her face off?
16. As much as I hate him, I respect Euron's "bye bitch" attitude.
17. Nothing turns Dany on more than Jon Snow bending the knee...in public. *swoon*
18. Honestly shocked that Brienne basically said "fuck loyalty!"
19. Ugh Jon really is too honorable. Someone needs to muddy that boy up.
20. I wish men were as terrified of entering my room as they are entering Cersei's.
21. Forever mood: Tyrion shamelessly pouring himself a drink.
22. Jon Snow with the ultimate fuckboy compliment: "But you're not like other girls!"
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23. OK, how the HELL did Tyrion manage to do that?
24. Ugh Littlefinger is soooooooo toxic.
25. Jon: Dany, me and you can take this romantic cruise up north together!
Jorah: Can you not though?
26. Theon to Jon: "Your life looks so perfect on Instagram!"
27. Better late than never I guess. But to be fair, Theon literally has no balls.
28. Which...apparently plays to his advantage, OK then!
29. Well this is one way to have a family meeting, Sansa.
30. OOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIT YAAAAAAAAAAAS
31. Littlefinger is the new White Guy Blinking GIF.
32. Finally Bran does something useful with all his, oh idk, INFINITE knowledge? HE GOT THE RECEIPTS!
33. This begging and crying is so embarrassing I AM CRINGING
34. That was the most satisfying throat slit of all time
35. DO NOT f*ck with the Stark Sisters!!!!!!
36. OMG CERSEI IS A BIGGER SNAKE THAN TAYLOR SWIFT
37. More Jaime faces I need on a GIF keyboard
38. PLEASE DO NOT KILL HIM THIS IS NOT HOW HE GOES OMG....
39. Literally praise all the freakin' gods on this show.
40. LIVE YO LIFE J YOU'RE FREE!
41. Brandon "I remember everything" Stark, folks.
42. WAIT IT'S HAPPENING.......
43. YES! YES!
44. WHAT THE...DO NOT CLOSE THIS DOOR ON ME
45. OF COURSE they decided to narrate Jon and Dany's relation over their sweet, sweet lovemakin'...
45.5. I refuse to call Jon by his new name, FYI
46. DAT A$$!!!!
47. *Insert Winter is Coming joke here*
48. WTF, Tyrion? Go away...
49. OK I rewinded (rewound?) this scene five times. Moving on...
50. HERE COMES THE ZOMBIE ICE DRAGON GR8
51. THERE GOES THE WALL
52. WINTER IS HERE BITCHES
53. Everyone in the world is so fucked -_-