A Twitterific Breakdown Of NYC Prep From A Real One, Ariel Moses: Round 6

by CARSON GRIFFITH · July 29, 2009

NYC Prep, Episode 6: "Guests Of Guests"

The writers over at NYC Prep must have realized that they needed to be really careful with the title of the show this week. One slip of an extra "a", lack of an "s" here and there, and they could have a potential lawsuit on their hands- I don't care how many times it came out of Jessie's mouth, but "Guest Of A Guest", sometimes they do have guests... apparently not PC though...

So what else has been going on in the land of NYC Prep vs. NYC Real Life? Ariel sees Jessie at a club in the Hamptons last weekend (her verdict: even more aesthetically unpleasing than she imagined), Ariel sees Kelli at yet ANOTHER event in the city. Is Kelli going to be the next big party-hopping socialite? Doubtful. The girl's like 14. More rumors of Barron and PC's lovefest 2K9. Same old, same old so far. We'll just have to see what this episode has in store... Confused? Where have you been the past five episodes? Even though born and bred Upper East Sider Ariel Moses swore she would never watch the inane Bravo show NYC Prep, I somehow talked the Horace Mann and Columbia educated New Yorker into submitting herself to the incessant nonsense that is the Gossip Girl knock-off for the entire series so far. Afterall, being a transplant, I could never fully understand what these kids are talking about (besides that they sound like absolute idiots). And what better way for Ariel to express her true feelings about the “real”

ity show than on Twitter! Enjoy!

@arielilana well all..here we go again..time to Live Tweet #nycprep! about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana i'm just saying..i saw jessie at dune this passed weekend..and she was worse than i thought #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana fashion week! it's the period of time in Sept & Feb when designers..let jessie go to their shows #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana charlotte ronson! i love her so much, why are they doing this to her? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana "if i'm 7 years younger than you and have the same amount of experience as you, that's kind of pathetic" #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana if you're getting this lost and nervous, maybe you should go back uptown homie #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana "this isn't black take it off" i heart matt. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana just stand there not doing anything jessie, what a great plan. oh wait- no one wants you to help! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana it's a clique..without PC there for you, jdog #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana JESSIE IS THE BOUNCER! matt- i am in love with you. it's official. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana these poor, unwittingly filmed celebs..#nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana oh right- throw a ronson under the bus..cause ann dexter jones isn't cool or anything..oy vey jessie #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana Cole! the awkwardly too-old-for-this-show-guy #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana pc and cole are two different people?!?! come on..#nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana i want to go shopping with pc, i'm going to just go ahead and say it #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana pc is legit making you into his little pet, taytay..how very cruel intentions! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana WHO IS THAT CHICK WITH PC? she's hi-larious #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana omg jump up and down tay! that's sooo mature! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana it does make you look cool if you pretend you aren't impressed by celebs..this is what he did at polo, i'm sure #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana taylor- we know you go to public school and no one can afford sunglasses..right? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana who is this chick with pc though, seriously- i wanna slap her #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana tay you almost hit cole in the shnoz! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana pc doesn't like what you're talking about taylor! take notes on what he says! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana "fashions shows are kind of like an art" #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana pc opened up her horizons?! that's. what. she. said. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana "that magical world of fashion!" #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana why is cole british? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana next up: pc isn't in the front row and calls jessie fat. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana does anyone love that jessie quit her internship with the claim she should be sitting front row? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana seb invited kelli to fashion week! these bravo producers are damn good #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana you are a hornball, seb #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana kell- what is on your head? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana sorry, i mean kelli! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana devorah! ugh so happy you're back. and so excited to see what pc does to mess this up #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana why are they just hanging out backstage? if i were in this runway show, i'd hit them #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana seb- you need to get your hair in check girl! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana seb that is a creepy thing to say..you're so gonna kill someone at dorrian's when you're older #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana kelli ain't no back up girl! she isn't the michelle to taylor's beyonce! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana oh no, seb thinks kelli should be on lithium..#nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana that was such a creepy eyebrow raise pc..#nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana ok seb's hair changes every shot #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana seb and pc have such conflicting styles in what women's clothing they would wear #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana way to RUN after them pc..subtle #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana ok it's clearly really cold out, and pc is showing some chest hurr..#nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana "i don't want you to apologize if you don't mean the apology" WIN! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana kelli looks like she might cry #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana well pc, you are fighting with a chick. they edited this fight weirdly. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana seb you are scared your hair piece will get hit off #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana i am officially offering $1000 to whoever cuts off sebastian's hair. this is not a joke. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana jessie is a MONSTER and clairvoyant.. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana "i was a little schooled..a little bit" #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana do these kids go to school? where is the "prep" in #nycprep? about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana jessie loves fashion. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana OMG jessie is talking shit about devorah!!!! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana omg jessie- you are going to get killed. killed in the fat face. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana " i was specifically told i was in front row" #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana jessie gets mad because pc is talking to someone who gave him an internship #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana HAHAHAHA he knocked over the oj during the interview part!! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana wait wait..pc isn't a girl? how'd you come up with that jessie? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana honestly- no one would sue you if you put a bag over jessie's head..#nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana this kat chick has a nest on her head #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana HAHAHAHAHA pc is awesome right now, with those fingers #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana "guests of a guest do not bring guests" @guestofaguest #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana camille! how i've missed thee! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana next up? KELLI! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana camille is always filled with great inquisitive moments and worldly advice. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana if it were camille, i would make it..camille? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana camille- it's an effing exclamation point, not a boob job..#nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana "that's fun" ok camille- go home #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana the head of pr from akdjfakdsjf wants to hire jessie. she'll quit within 24 hours. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana omg jessie has no point being somewhere? no way..#nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana don't be nice to her! she was so late! ridic. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana "i came right from high school!" liar. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana i like frank. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana vincent longo! love him. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana ok so basically you are now talking shit about charlotte ronson on national tv- you are so good! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana jessie- you could totes do my job..#nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana exactly jessie- you think it's a dream job? suck it. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana did anyone just see kelli's mom and camille say the same thing at the same time..silently? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana camille doesn't think there should be a stylist without a career. i don't think there should be a camille. are we even? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana camille - yo hair is lookin' nappy #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana pc invited guests! when he's a guest! @rachellehruska- what is the verdict? #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana ok i'm just saying-is jessie a guest? isn't she working? so how can he be a guest of a guest..when she's not a guest #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana ok jessie is so getting an invite to the next social life party just so i can tell her a) no guests b) devorah's there. #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana 6 am! you didn't go home! you went to school in..your clothes?! #nycprep about 1 hour ago from web

@arielilana 4am - 8am = most productive time. welcome to college #nycprep 44 minutes ago from web

@arielilana hahaha "oh did you?!" loving some devorah right now #nycprep 44 minutes ago from web

@arielilana wa it he can't go out til 8am, the stylist said 4-8am is working time #nycprep 44 minutes ago from web

@arielilana it's PR fool- you go to parties. i cannot take this. i really can't. #nycprep 43 minutes ago from web

@arielilana jessie- stop hidin' your feelings! you lurve pc #nycprep 43 minutes ago from web

@arielilana she is always upset about something- wouldn't you be? #nycprep 43 minutes ago from web

@arielilana city shot! #nycprep 42 minutes ago from web

@arielilana taylor just called pc bisexual?! this episode just went one amazing way..#nycprep 42 minutes ago from web

@arielilana camille is gettin' her weave wacked! #nycprep 38 minutes ago from web

@arielilana how is camille gonna get her sister her keys?! her mom is gonna send her to church, obv #nycprep 37 minutes ago from web

@arielilana where does seb find these restaurants? and these girls? #nycprep 34 minutes ago from web

@arielilana "do i look like i play sports"..sounds like a real winner! #nycprep 34 minutes ago from web

@arielilana "do you know how to do like..mouth to mouth?" yes- that's high level convo #nycprep 33 minutes ago from web

@arielilana yeah bring up the ex girlfriend..and her current boyfriend. toootally normal #nycprep 33 minutes ago from web

@arielilana "do you know how to do like..mouth to mouth?" yes- that's high level convo #nycprep 33 minutes ago from web

@arielilana yeah bring up the ex girlfriend..and her current boyfriend. toootally normal #nycprep 33 minutes ago from web

@arielilana "she knows cole AND she goes to public school?!" omg SO GROSS SEB! #nycprep 32 minutes ago from web

@arielilana ok- there is no way that they didn't tell her to say that "can i touch your hair?!?!" LOVE IT #nycprep 32 minutes ago from web

@arielilana is seb trying to be on The Bachelor? #nycprep 32 minutes ago from web

@arielilana trying different things, tay? like cocaina? #nycprep 32 minutes ago from web

@arielilana do they only go to bryant park on this thing? #nycprep 31 minutes ago from web

@arielilana oh snap- you called him bi, taytay #nycprep 31 minutes ago from web

@arielilana i guess if pc told her it was cool to be a bisexual..or trisexual..or to make out with animals, she'd do it #nycprep 30 minutes ago from web

@arielilana ew! boston?! new jersey?! jessie's gonna die. #nycprep 30 minutes ago from web

@arielilana ok, i am so hiring an intern with a tv show this year, and i'm going to ask the most ridiculous questions ever. #nycprep 29 minutes ago from web

@arielilana YOU told HIM jessie!!! pc did nothing- #nycprep 29 minutes ago from web

@arielilana "be a go getter, don't burn bridges, you have to love what you do, and you can be good" jessie's recipe for succe..awfulness #nycprep 28 minutes ago from web

@arielilana jessie- move to NJ!! #nycprep 28 minutes ago from web

@arielilana jessie in a bad mood?! stfu #nycprep 23 minutes ago from web

@arielilana YOU mentioned it jessie, YOU #nycprep 23 minutes ago from web

@arielilana PC IS RIGHT, jessie. #nycprep 22 minutes ago from web

@arielilana jess- that's noooot what they said at all #nycprep 22 minutes ago from web

@arielilana next episode #nycprep- jessie keeps yelling at pc (with a Lamptons sweatshirt), cole is a douche, taylor can be a bitch, i don't die (TBD) 20 minutes ago from web

No Ariel, next episode: Jessie has an emotional breakdown and needs to be taken away in a straight jacket because PC finally admits to her he is in fact gay and has been harboring a secret penchant for tall blonds - just not ones of her gender (but that's just my guess). And did anyone else think that when Taylor started talking about PC hooking up with guys AND girls it got a little bit like Bret Easton Ellis' The Informers? C'mon, they're 16. Gra-oss.

Thoughts, Devorah?