A Twitterific Breakdown Of NYC Prep From A Real One, Ariel Moses: Round 7

by CARSON GRIFFITH · August 5, 2009

NYC Prep, Episode 7: "Ivy League Of Their Own"

Promptly after watching last night's episode, I picked up my phone and called my brother at Harvard and told him to head for the hills: If girls like Kelly and Camille are creeping on his campus, he better be on guard at all times. Then I realized even more concerning than these high school girls were the D-bags they were talking to, and their wretched tour guide. Good job, Harvard. Great advertising.

But wait, shouldn't I be warning future Occidental students who might be stuck with PC and his scarf? Nah. We know PC doesn't end up there. He ends up in the Dune parking lot with Barron Hilton. Just about every weekend. Hi Barron!

So how do I know all about where the NYC Prep kids like PC and Kelly hang in their free time? Because besides my own sporadic run-ins, Ariel Moses has her fingers on the pulse of where these underage kids hang out. They are popping up all over the city and the Hamptons, and so is she. And even though born and bred Upper East Sider Ariel Moses swore she would never watch the inane Bravo show NYC Prep, I somehow talked the Horace Mann and Columbia educated New Yorker into submitting herself to the incessant nonsense that is theGossip Girl knock-off for the entire series so far. Afterall, being a transplant, I could never fully understand what these kids are talking about (besides that they sound like absolute idiots). And what better way for Ariel to express her true feelings about the “real”

ity show than on Twitter! Enjoy the latest fixture - and remember, these kids will be heading off to college soon. A whole new world for them to infest!

@arielilana it's that time..TWEET #nycprep tiiiiiime!
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@arielilana i'm not tweeting about the previews from the passed weeks for my own reasons..sanity reasons #nycprep
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@arielilana i just noticed the "plaid" motif in #nycprep beginning. classy!
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@arielilana OMG camille you look..even worse..somehow in this light?! #nycprep
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@arielilana camille like avante garde! and then seb touched it! not camille- the art- thank gd. #nycprep
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@arielilana CAMILLE-WASH. YOUR. HAIR. #nycprep
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@arielilana omg - camille is out on a pretend 3-way date giving dating advice about people who aren't dating #nycprep
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@arielilana "i don't think i should listen to camille on that, cause she's not exactly the pro on dating" - SEB WINS!!!! #nycprep
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@arielilana seb called camille a lezbo..but a smart one? #nycprep
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@arielilana "my math book has like 60 pages, not 50"...that's what she said? #nycprep
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@arielilana camille's eyebrows are 2 different lengths. also- defensive much? #nycprep
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@arielilana ok offend the one guy who talks to you. and now he's asking you about dates. SWEET #nycprep
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@arielilana seb can't know who you are cause a) his hair b) he's been dumped twice c) you're there, camille #nycprep
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@arielilana ahhh jessie's in my mom's house! #nycprep
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@arielilana LAMPTONS!!!! @blueandcream #nycprep
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@arielilana wait- last week Devorah was 20something, now jessie called her 30something..it's been a week or 10 years? #nycprep
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@arielilana "i don't care how faaaabulous you are! no!" no one cares about you, jess #nycprep
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@arielilana "you can't change people they have to do it themselves"...also a good line when you work in an old age home #nycprep
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@arielilana lexapro shout out! holla! #nycprep
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@arielilana he isn't failing, jessie, his grades are good- remember? #nycprep
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@arielilana 7th grade? you mean last year?! #nycprep
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@arielilana "i want a nAtical theme pashmina afghan!" camille- ain't how you be pronouncin' it, yo #nycprep
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@arielilana dear harvard- RUN!!!! love, ariel #nycprep
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@arielilana here's the thing about harvard camille..they won't want you after they see you here #nycprep
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@arielilana so now camille thinks she is a college advisor #nycprep
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@arielilana dear pc, jessie in love with you..#nycprep
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@arielilana who cares about his grades? why does this rando chick care? and yes- he's pete peterson's grandson! #nycprep
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@arielilana occidental! miles sherman- read this now! #nycprep
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@arielilana no, jessie said 7th grade. saving his tushy since 7th grade- rando girl-not 6th. #nycprep
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@arielilana i really like pc in the raybans..@rayban - model? #nycprep
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@arielilana next up: taylor randomly gets put into the show. #nycprep
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@arielilana look at seb's hair in the wind! #nycprep
42 minutes ago from web

@arielilana PRANNA! my best friend had her bday there this passed fall.. coincidence? i think not! #nycprep
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@arielilana seb has a big tuchus #nycprep
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@arielilana uggggggs #nycprep
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@arielilana taylor shouldn't wear headbands. you are vanessa, not blair..remember? #nycprep
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@arielilana denise richards is gonna be on the show? sweet. #nycprep
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@arielilana pranna..right next door to the Avenue offices..serving underage drinkers. good thing we didn't do their PR! #nycprep
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@arielilana love the scarf, pc! hate the faux-jacket, tay #nycprep
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@arielilana why is camille always there? really..why? #nycprep
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@arielilana pc is bringin' it to co-ooooole #nycprep
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@arielilana pc can hear you- good job. #nycprep
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@arielilana pc is comfy with his sexuality #nycprep
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@arielilana speaking of gay..sebastian! #nycprep
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@arielilana kelly- don't fall for it! #nycprep
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@arielilana what is wrong with cole? really what? #nycprep
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@arielilana so far cole has come from narnia, yelled at pc for being bi-sexuality, and then confronted hair-dude #nycprep
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@arielilana taylor's hair line is weird, no? #nycprep
35 minutes ago from web

@arielilana cole's ex gf! way to goooo bravooooo #nycprep
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@arielilana i am so happy it's deniz not denise. #nycprep
35 minutes ago from web

@arielilana "first cole makes me talk to sebastian (aka dorrian's next date rapist) and then goes and talks to his ex-girlfriend" #nycprep
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@arielilana cole is WASTED!!!! #nycprep
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@arielilana really, cole didn't get picked for this show, and now he is drunk and listening to producers #nycprep
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@arielilana taylor- hit him. hit him now, good woman #nycprep
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@arielilana no one wants to be your friend, coleypoo #nycprep
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@arielilana next up: camille "probably won't" get into harvard #nycprep
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@arielilana tatianaaaaaaa #nycprep
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@arielilana who would voluntarily talk to jessie? #nycprep
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@arielilana no one wants you to talk anywhere, jessie #nycprep
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@arielilana jessie thinks she is op smile- do you not get this? #nycprep
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@arielilana HAHAHAHAHAHA call jessie out on her ridiculousness with charity. philanthropy fool-philanthropy. no jessieopy. (bad one, ariel) #nycprep
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@arielilana ivy leagues are the best!? i feel so awesome now, camille! #nycprep
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@arielilana a russian lit major! always a #fail #nycprep
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@arielilana why is camille the mom on this show? #nycprep
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@arielilana 9%...and camille is going to turn everyone into clay! #nycprep
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@arielilana this was not like my tour of harvard. mostly cause i wasn't wearing heels..my mom was there, & my tour guide didn't have fried hair #nycprep
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@arielilana guy with a backpack saves the day! #nycprep
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@arielilana ahh more college dudes waiting to be on #nycprep
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@arielilana is that @justinrosslee? cause it sounds & acts like him #nycprep
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@arielilana dylan's! praise the lord there is some goodness in this show #nycprep
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@arielilana "you look like you work here" WIN! #nycprep
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@arielilana pc loves pez!! and taylor has 50 pez dispensers in her room! #nycprep
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@arielilana project?! PROJECT?!?!?! #nycprep
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@arielilana pc- put one on! they're caaaaandy #nycprep
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@arielilana "is cole sanitary?" the question we were all wondering..#nycprep
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@arielilana pc vs. cole round 4000000 #nycprep
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@arielilana taylor calls pc. pc has been around the block. by the transitive property- taylor has been around the block #nycprep
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@arielilana camille-once again the bearer of random ass news #nycprep
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@arielilana camille- GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY #nycprep
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@arielilana camille needs to stop thinking about all of this nonsense. she's not smart or witty or worthwhile #nycprep
22 minutes ago from web

@arielilana next up: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS #nycprep
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@arielilana lauren has jewelry..and jessie is picking who wears what. faaaab #nycprep
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@arielilana what is jessie wearing?!?!? #nycprep
18 minutes ago from web

@arielilana she got into FIT. fab. great. let's all applaud. #nycprep
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@arielilana again- shopping with pc sounds so fun. not a joke, i really wanna #nycprep
17 minutes ago from web

@arielilana "are you gay?" #nycprep
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@arielilana "you aren't jesus! you should focus on yourself" #nycprep
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@arielilana wait - pc isn't jesus? and now he isn't trying to corrupt her. i am SO confused by religion on this show #nycprep
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@arielilana IT ISN'T YOUR BENEFIT- IT ISN'T YOUR CHARITY. sweet jesus #nycprep
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@arielilana wait PC is gonna hit Jessie with a water bottle...AGAIN!!! #nycprep
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@arielilana cole, why are you on the show? #nycprep
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@arielilana Thompson Hoteeeeel! #nycprep
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@arielilana penthouse + thompson hotel + no jessie = awesome #nycprep
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@arielilana i thought it was jessie or taylor..BUT IT WAS CAMILLE! #nycprep
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@arielilana ahhh the seb doppelganger #nycprep
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@arielilana my brother confirms, they are all hammered. i concur. #nycprep
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@arielilana hahaha cole = one more thing #nycprep
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@arielilana cole you are gonna get slapped #nycprep
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@arielilana cole is breakin' it down. and he is now acting like a giant vagina. #nycprep
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@arielilana omfg taylor- hit him #nycprep
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@arielilana yes, you are broken up. now leave us be, coley #nycprep
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@arielilana no labels- totes vintage steez #nycprep
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@arielilana next!: jessie mass murders everyone without babysitting camille, kelly almost punches sebhairdude, op smile happens, jessie FALLS #nycprep
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Maybe the writers have decided it would just be easier for the kids to have a theme for each episode - last week it was The Informers, this week Cruel Intentions. Wasn't it a bit creepy to anyone else how PC kept calling Taylor his little project? Maybe I'm reading a bit too much into things. Maybe next week they'll be having the public school kids ride in back of the bus only. And maybe next week PC will answer Jessie's "Are you gay?" question. But that's about as likely as her eyes uncrossing.