You may have seen this already, but it deserves a post. If you are a fan of Gossip Girl, white guys trying to rap, or both this one's for you.
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Nate Archibald's a gigolo for Catherine the Lady She's got more libido than Agnes's got crazy. "What a yummy cappuccino!" "Ooh, thanks Vanessa!" "Hope your dirty Brooklyn hands don't much up my French press-a." [NYMag]