A Definitive Ranking Of Blair Waldorf's Rivals On 'Gossip Girl'

So Serena and Blair were frenemies. That's always a toxic kind of friendship in real life that no one should be in, but on television it works because fantasy is always better than reality, right? But Serena sucked. 75% of her role was having amazing hair, and 25% of her role was making extended, sexually charged eye contact with whoever she was smashing at the moment while music swelled in the background. Also am I the only one who noticed she has a major case of mushmouth? Like her etiquette classes for Cotillion never taught her elocution. There was nothing that noteworthy about her. She. Sucked. Out. Loud.

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