Eavesdropping In: Goldman Sachs May Own Sex-Trafficking Site, The Most Terrifying Video Of All Time

By Courtney McGowan on Monday April 2, 2012

Color us surprised.  Goldman Sachs holds substantial stake in an underage sex-trafficking website. [NYTimes]

Be prepared to never sleep again- the rapid decline of Lindsay Lohan's face. [Dlisted]

Bizarrely eloquent drunk guy belts out awe-inspiring rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody." In the backseat of a cop car. [Deadspin]

Conan O'Brien is the new CEO of Mashable. And it only cost him $3,500. [Youtube]

Charlize Theron takes over Funny or Die for April Fools' Day and debuts phony sex-tape.  Sorry, gents. [FunnyorDie]

If Snoop Dogg was white. [Buzzfeed]

20 tell-tale signs your late-night last resort may be turning into a (GASP) relationship. [HowAboutWe]