- SNL covers Gotye. Reason #3,479,757 Andy Samberg cannot leave. [JJ]
- Instagram is going to make your Facebook into someone you would never want to be friends with. [CollegeHumor]
- Just what your G & T needs, tiny iced baby heads. [DailyWhat]
- Brad Pitt is finally going to make an honest woman out of Angelina "Right Leg" Jolie. [D&T]
- Hillary Clinton swung by a nightclub in Cartagena, Colombia, proving she could hang with the best of us. [TMZ]
- A classy pregnant lady is trying to find the father of her child via Craigslist, in a post titled, "Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)."
"Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots. You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings...Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."
Ahhhh, young love! [Gawker]