Eavesdropping In: Jesse James In Rehab, Shannen Doherty In Disgrace, Lindsay Lohan In Feud With George Lopez

by SUSANNAH LONG · March 31, 2010

Jesse James is in rehab, perhaps for sex addiction, more likely for prison tattoo poisoning. [TMZ]

Shannen Doherty gets giant thumbs down from all of America for her dancing. [Radar]

George Lopez solves mystery of Lindsay Lohan's coke feet, so we can all breathe easy now. [NYDN]

Irish gourmets want to take back cuisine from the French, will use car bombs if necessary. [Times]

Matt Damon will appear on 30 Rock, possibly father real-life children for Tina Fey. [EW]