Eavesdropping In: Live Where Obama Lived, Uncle Jesse Revives Stalled Singing Career, Is Gaga's Telephone On Silent?

For $1,900 a month, you can sit on Obama's old toilet. [NYDN]

Stuyvesant HS students try to convince people they have sex. [NYP]

Greenpoint gets a bunch of restaurants without kielbasi on the menu. [Eater]

Lady Gaga's new video fails to garner "Telephone"-level buzz. [SoundoftheCity]

John Stamos to bring sitcom chops honed on Full House to Glee. [Deadline]

Cool designer Prabal Gurung hangs out in cooler places than you do. [Refinery]