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Eavesdropping In: Lollapalooza Lineup Revealed, The First Photo Taken On Instagram

- Demi Lovato almost killed Sir Paul McCartney in a parking lot.  With her car. [CNN]

- MEME ALERT: Chandler Bing wants to dance on your shoulder, Paula Deen. [Mashable]

- In this edition of Spare Me, Jennifer Love Hewitt wears McCormick's Vanilla Extract as perfume.  Why? "Because guys like it." [Frisky]

- Katy Perry is about to get "real f*cking dark," says Katy Perry. [HuffPost]

- BLOC PARTY, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Justice, the Weeknd, Black Sabbath, and The Black Keys will be just some of the acts playing Lollapalooza 2012. [Pitchfork]

- As promised, the first riveting photo uploaded to Instagram, way back in 2010. [Instagram]

- Picking up right where your childhood nightmare left off, Furbys are back and bluer than ever. Wake me up when Tamagotchis are a thing again. [Buzzfeed]