Eavesdropping In: Mark Zuckerberg Ties The Knot, Kristen Wiig Says Goodbye To SNL

by Courtney McGowan · May 21, 2012

- Mark Zuckerberg married long-time girlfriend Priscilla Chan on Friday in a private ceremony in their backyard.  Guests were led to believe they were attending a surprise party for Chan's graduation from medical school.  Busy week you've had there, Zuck. [People]

- Tens of thousands of Orthodox Jews gathered at Citi Field to protest against the Internet.  Not even touching this one. [NYT]

- All of Rihanna's lines in Battleship could be written on the tip of matchstick. Basically. [Vulture]

- The Top 25 High Schools in the country have been ranked, and almost all of them are in Texas. [DailyBeast]

- Collective squeal, the trailer for the Sex & the City spin-off The Carrie Diaries has arrived.

- Mick Jagger, Arcade Fire, and the entire cast of SNL sing "Ruby Tuesday" as their final farewell to everyone's favorite Finger Lake sister, Kristen Wiig. Words cannot express how great this is. [HuffPost]