Eavesdropping In: Paris Hilton Is Single, Robert De Niro Is Trying, Justin Bieber Is Hungry

by SUSANNAH LONG · April 16, 2010

No more NYC schools rubber rooms! Mike Bloomberg will now just step on bad teachers' heads. [Post]

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt (Poug? Parig? Dougris?) have ended it after 14 months together. [NYDN]

Preview clip of the Eliot Spitzer documentary is way uncomfortable. [Gothamist]

Robert De Niro says "We're doing our best" to make this year's Tribeca Film Festival mind-blowing. [NYMag]

The Times compares tax day at NY post offices to The Hunchback of Notre Dame, because Victor Hugo instantly tarts up weak ledes. [Times]

Justin Bieber puts Egg McMuffins before all else. [Post]