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Eavesdropping In: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, Women Hate Ryan Gosling

-NEW MEME ALERT! Meet your new pretend boyfriend, Ridiculously Photogenic Guy. [Buzzfeed]

-HUH? Google is working on augmented reality glasses.  No word yet on what they will exactly do, but we can confirm that you will look insane while wearing them. [Mashable]

-You can now buy, and eventually vomit, Peanut Butter & Jelly vodka.  Van Gogh Vodka (?) debuted a new flavor that tastes like a Peanut Butter & Raspberry Jelly Sandwich.  Sidenote: what does everyone have against grape? [Nylon]
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-W.A.R.G.- Women Against Ryan Gosling. Yes, they exist. [DandT]

- A Floridian prostitute offered sex to an undercover cop in exchange for two McDoubles.  That's $2. She received said burgers, but then was promptly arrested.  I'm lovin it. [Complex]

- Ice cream may soon become a luxury item.  Apparently there's some sort of vanilla pod shortage, which could raise the price of ice cream up around 10%.  Great.  Now a pint of Haagen-Daaz will be about fifty dollars. [HuffPost]