Eavesdropping In: The Absolute Worst Things In The World, Fifty Shades Of Bad Writing

by Courtney McGowan · April 19, 2012

- Sookie and Bill are having a baby.  Eric must be furious. [CNN]

- If you look at food online all day, like I definitely do not, then you're going to be way fat. [Jezebel]

- The absolute worst things in the world, including, but not limited to, Pringles, emotional Facebook stati, and the worst band in the history of music.  [Buzzfeed]

- A man is suing the hospital that circumcised him as a newborn.  I am suing this man from making me LOL. [HuffPost]

- This cake is really racist, also terrifying, but mainly racist. [VICE]

- Speaking of cake, Posh Spice went totally WILD on her b-day and splurged on half a raspberry with a candle on it. [Dlisted]

- The writer of "Fifty Shades of Grey" admits the painfully obvious. [Perez]

- I think we've all received "Rehearsed Food Order in Your Head," amirite? [PleatedJeans]