Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by DASHA BRIL · February 23, 2009

    In case you tuned out after Hugh Jackman's sprite-like performance, or just couldn't be bothered to tune in, here's a roundup of the Top Ten Oscar Moments [Gawker]

    And...the Red Carpet results are in, too: check out some of Oscar fashion's lovely winners (no word yet on who the biggest disasters of the night were, although this one might take the cake) [Jezebel]

    Just what we need more of - unsolicited advice from overpriveleged actresses! Gwyneth Paltrow has been anointed our new lifestyle guru [NYTimes]

    Those sad clowns... former Wall Streeters are looking for new career paths, like dressing up and entertaining at children's birthday parties. The jokes write themselves. [CityFile]

    Okay, this is now getting to evil mastermind levels - Allen Stanford evidently has secret island fortress base, a la Dr. Evil [DailyIntel]