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Which of these thumping Monday dance parties are you just waking up from now? None? Well, use this handy list to do better next week [BlackBook]

Julia Allison goes home (Chicago, if you don't remember) for the holidays, gives sadfaced Bears QB Jay Cutler a lapdance, because he liked her headband [Twitter, and NYP]

Many of you were new to New York once, relive the feeling through these stories of other transplants [NYMag]

It's Spring, so your thoughts turn to flowers, maybe poppies, then you say to yourself "How can I tell all the British girls named Poppy in New York apart?" [Observer]

Definitely a way to "sweeten" a lease in these uncertain times - keeping on your landlord's good side with cupcakes [WCBS via Curbed]