[Image via NY Mag]

• You won't be seeing much of this in Red Hook this weekend [NYM]
• An accused crane inspector goes to court [Crain's]
• The Williamsburg Water Taxi is making a comeback [Gowanus Lounge]
• Do your homework before heading to a NYC-area amusement park [AMNY]
• Parking won't be a problem at the upcoming East River Plaza [Streetsblog]
• The MTA is offering holiday "getaway service" to LI and CT [Gothamist]