Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by CHRISTOPHER CONFESSORE · April 23, 2009

A great New York voice is moving on, as Peter Kaplan leaves the Observer, though we may get to hear from him monthly instead [Gawker]

Mario, it can't be good when your "friend" Gwyneth thinks she should give you a free sports club membership to help you slim down (not one of those 1-week passes either) [NYP]

Lauren Conrad's fashion "hiatus" is over, and her casual clothing line will be available at... Kohl's [NYT]

Lindsay, isn't the paparazzi's love enough? Why go back to wasting away over Sam?  Move on! [NYDN]

The Hamptons has its wine, and a couple of gins and vodkas, but you may soon also be able to get a Brooklyn whiskey (single malt?) [BrooklynPaper]