Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by THERESA WON · April 24, 2009

Scott, the "aspiring" model slash actor from the Real World: Brooklyn (the most recent one for those of you who can't keep up with the never ending series), lands a real job out in the real world - modeling Snuggies.  Looks like all of that working out finally paid off!  [Gawker]

Itching powder is apparently the new Anthrax.  A Hazmat unit was called to a Brooklyn elementary school after an itching powder prank is taken to a whole other level [Gothamist]

Soon your puppy may be able to double as a night light, and not just a furry body to keep you company when you sleep [NYMag]

Michael Jackson's driver ran into an ambulance outside a Cedars-Sinai hospital and had no clue until he heard it on the news.  He and his boss have something in common: a river in Egypt called (fill in the blank) [Radar Online]

King Kong's got nothing on Drew BarrymoreJessica Lange, the original damsel in distress in the movie about the oversized gorilla, refuses to play second fiddle as the race for the Emmys heats up [NYP]