Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by CARSON GRIFFITH · May 15, 2009

So even if America's Next Top Model won't confirm that Tyra Banks fired Paulina Porizkova, Paulina sure as hell will. That's our girl. Hey, that's what Tyra gets for firing Paulina on her Birthday anyway. [Access Hollywood]

Smoke, mirrors... and a lawsuit? Magician Criss Angel may be heading to the courts instead of the stage for stealing Jeff Beacher's cat. His defense? "The cat and I have become close friends." Okkk. [NY Post]

In case you can't get away for Memorial Day next weekend, you can always grab a snorkel and hop into the store window of Juicy Couture on Fifth Avenue... or not. [Racked]

Check out architect Vincent Callebaut's latest eye sore - we mean conceptual design - for Roosevelt Island: a 128 story vertical farm of flora/fauna called Dragonfly. Totally normal and practical. [Curbed]

Fashion designer/socialite-BFF Zac Posen supposedly has a TV show in the making, but don't expect any of this Project Runway shit out of him. Apparently, it's scripted - and about horses. With the exception of him doing an equestrian-inspired line, we can't really see him hitting the stables. [NY Mag]