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by CHRISTOPHER CONFESSORE · June 12, 2009

Madonna's motherly acquisitiveness will not be thwarted! Malawian court rules in her favor to adopt another child [CNN]

Following Ashton and Demi's threats to quit, Trent Reznor says he will quit Twitter and other social media (but can he stay away? see: Lodwick, Jacob) [Observer]

Pants are getting shorter on the red carpets, are heels going to follow that lead? [Blackbook]

Lauren Bush is expanding her FEED Bag efforts to Bergdorf's next week [WWD]

Today is Crowded Nest Syndrome Day, if you didn't know. You too can create your own holiday! (may not qualify for a day off, but you'll enjoy it) [DailyBeast]