Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by Rachelle Hruska · July 27, 2009

Michael Lohan bff Jon Gosselin says he really cares about that blond girl he's running around with. How lovely. [EOnline]

Ex-Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress is off to Sing Sing after accidentally shooting himself in the leg. He confidently proclaims that his karaoke skills are pretty solid. [NYPost]

Meanwhile, chef David Burke could get as many as six months in jail for assaulting his driver last month while bar hopping in Jersey [Eater]

Craigslist Life Lessons: Don't Rent Your Apartment Out to Former Reality Show Contestants [Gawker]

The Burger Register: New York's 82 most notable burgers--a slideshow! [Grub Street]

In case you were wondering, it is NOT possible to be in love with two people at once. [Cityfile]