Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · July 30, 2009

Wealthy tax evaders are fessing up to the IRS in droves. The group chuckles over nostalgia for the days when it was totally cool to be a greedy d-bag. [WSJ]

Lily Allen and Liam Gallagher get boozy on a plane ride, receive scolding from crew. Flight attendants failed to realize that plane rides are really boring, and it totally helps pass the time to hold a little, personal happy hour. [ONTD]

Study finds that one in three naps. It's nice to see that the recession isn't putting a cramp on spending for completely useless research. [NYT]

A 53 year old man is stalking Miley Cyrus. Some confusion surrounded the situation as investigators awaited confirmation that the individual was not, in fact, her father. [NYPost]

Phelps sets a world record in the 200 meters. He plans to celebrate by getting high and, "getting me a ho, tonight!" Okay, he didn't use those exact words. [CNN]

Jennifer Aniston's next role will be a cougar in the upcoming film, "Pumas." Real cougars are furious at the beautiful actress having totally just upped the ante. [EOnline]

Taylor Momsen celebrates her Sweet 16. We feel so, so old. [NYmag]