Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by CAROLINA FRANCESCA · July 31, 2009

Think twice about downing that currywurst. Not only is that hot dog fatty thing really bad for your figure but do you really want to risk eating the surprise side dish of a roach? ewwwwwwwwww [grubstreet]

Maybe not in 1984, but nowadays it seems legit for anyone (say a highschooler?) to sue for anything. Well maybe the Kindle isn't all its cracked up to be or maybe highschoolers are just too damn lazy.. [TheSocial]

It seems like any sort of disease would spread quickly around the Gossip Girl cast. How could it not? You know, since everyone makes out with everyone on this show. But ok we get it, you are all pretty. [DailyIntel]

Oh Gwynie, good one. We are all sooo happy that our access to your GOOP is free. Especially us here in NYC, cuz we all know how much you love this place. [Gothamist]

Michael Cera breaks Charlyne Yi's paper heart. That's fine with us. Welcome to the singles club, Michael. Come see us at the GOAG office. [Defamer]