Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best

by Chiara Atik · August 6, 2009

What did you do today while Twitter and Facebook were down? Were you reduced to doing actual work? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! [Daily Intel]

The MTA is holding auditions for new Subway announcers! No more, "Attention ladies and gentlemen: AHlekyp Kdlei Blshlelslhjls." [Gothamist]

Miley Cyrus had a restraining order taken out on her creepy 53 year-old stalker. [Daily News]

Coffee shops are cracking down on bloggers, writers, and the miserably unemployed. [WSJ]

Dying to see Sherri Shepherd in a bathing suit? Really? Well, your wait is over. [US Mag]