Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · August 12, 2009

Troubles continue for the recently arrested son of Michael Douglas, as his girlfriend is caught trying to smuggle him 19 baggies of heroin in the battery compartment of an electric toothbrush while he is under house arrest. Genius. [NYPost]

Study finds that optimistic women have lower risk of heart disease. Good to know that there is a reason to look on the bright side, besides, you know, just being happy. [CNN]

Graydon Carter feeling the recessionary pinch? For the first time in distant memory, the big man was seen eating in a cafeteria. [NYO]

Channing Tatum striptease clip surfaces. And we're thrilled. [EOnline]

New reality show will pit New York's finest bartenders against one another in competitions of skill. Cool. [EVGrieve]

Rachel Roy for Macy's hits the internet: another thing to keep you from doing actual work! [Racked]

The Office's Ed Helms to star in his own movie. Word. [ONTD]