Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · August 21, 2009

Tickets to Michael Jackson movie go on sale September 27. Overkill, much? [CNN]

Chelsea Handler's tips on parenting. We. Love. This. Woman. [EOnline]

Guide to FroYo wars. Fun things like calories and chemicals. [Eater]

The Naked Cowboy enters politics? Let's not pretend that untimely nudity doesn't go hand in hand with politics. At least he lets his freak flag fly in the open. [GrubSt]

Britney looking pretty together in concert. Comebacks are way easier when the ex goes off and gets fat. [ONTD]

Hollister selling slut shirts to preteens. It's so cute when your younger sister walks around with, "I Love the Woody" across her chest. They grow up so fast. [Jezebel]

Dispute over runner's sex leads to contention over awarding medal. Well, that's embarassing. [NYT]