Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · September 10, 2009

Ellen DeGeneres replacing Paula Abdul as Idol judge. Less drunk, more spunk. [CNN]

Katherine Heigl adopting. Apparently we weren't the only ones totally grossed out by that crowning scene in Knocked Up. [EOnline]

Top music events for Fashion's Night Out. Spend, dance! [Racked]

John Mayer states he has "...never high fived Kristin Cavalari with [his] penis." Musical, and a sense of humor. [ONTD]

Proenza Schouler line product of bickering. Hey, probably safer than head butting. [NYMag]

Sarah the cheetah fastest land animal. This is news because my name is Sarah, too. [NYP]