Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · September 14, 2009

If you missed the MTV Video Music Awards, you should know that Kanye went nuts-o. [CNN]

Clooney says he'll stage a live rectal exam before he creates a Facebook page. Apparently he feels pretty strongly about this. [EOnline]

See who's sitting front row at Fashion Week. [People]

Morgenthau not on DA ballot, but campaigning as if he were. 90 year olds don't have much else to do, really. [NYT]

Brooklyn branch of left wing activist organization coaches prostitutes on money laundering. Your financial advisor, and yo' pimp. Does that take a separate certification exam? [NYP]