Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · September 16, 2009

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay injured while rehearsing for "Dancing with the Stars," but plans to continue competing. Wow, SUCH a survivor. [CNN]

Oceana opens today! But don't go, yet - no eating during Fashion Week! [GrubSt]

The Cobrasnake is officially launching a clothing line. Um, random? [BB]

A look at Tavern on the Green's long descent. Sad face. [NYT]

Following Ben Bernanke's declaration that the recession is "technically" over, an ode to The Greatest Depression. We're suckers for nostalgia. [NYMag]

Matt Damon gives George Clooney's girlfriend the thumbs up. Where's my Paxil? [People]