Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · September 22, 2009

John Edwards asked aide to claim paternity. Just a little dose of scum bag to start your morning. [CNN]

Suri Cruise wearing heels. Boob job expected any day now. It's a scientology thing. [ONTD]

Zac Posen's most recent accessories? Man heels and poop. [TheCut]

Momofuko Ko raises prices. Don't pretend like you're mad. You can't get in. [Eater]

Obama jokes about race controversy. It's great material. [People]