Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by MEGHANN MADIGAN · November 9, 2009

Is Tom Cruise buying up property for the advancement of Scientology? [Gawker]

It only took 800 years, but Cambridge University finally got some cheerleaders. [DailyNews]

After getting fired from Melrose Place, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz decides to try Broadway. [People]

Man faked (and filmed) his own death on the Bowery yesterday, and the neighbors freaked out. [NY Post]

Students rally to support teacher suspended for assigning short story about masturbation. Hey, at least his students are reading! [Gothamist]