Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · December 14, 2009

Accenture drops Tiger Woods. Tear (JK). [CNN]

Speaking of the hoe patrol, crazytown Ann Coulter compares Meghan McCain to Tiger Mistress. [Mediaite]

Silvio Berlusconi hit in the face, bloodied, with a statue. [Intel]

Emma Watson playing around at Brown. [ONTD]

Lindsay Lohan visits sick women and children (no, not her own family) in India. [People]

Sex and the Scientologist: L. Ron Hubbard outlines the policy. [Gawker]