Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · December 15, 2009

Kourtney Kardashian has baby boy, doesn't let that interfere with important television appearances. Priorities, people. [EOnline]

Mary-Kate Olsen starts her Christmas shopping, which (*sigh) is more than I can say for myself. [ONTD]

Loser who punched Snooki apparently a huge pansy. [NYP]

Ashley Dupre unhappy over pay cut in entree to journalism. Prostitution, like, way better. [Mediaite]

Chris Brown quits Twitter following frustration over stores blackballing his new album. Wait, "Graffiti" is joining a fraternity? [CNN]

Health Department ad kind of makes you want to vomit. [Intel]