New York City has snowiest month ever. Let the cocaine jokes commence in 3...2...1... [DNA]
East Village bar Karma: (legal!) chain-smokers upstairs, just plain chains for the S&M crowd downstairs. [NYT]
Yup, women are bedazzling their vaginas. [Luxury Spot]
Helen Mirren could kick your ass. And you know you'd like it. [ShowbizSpy]
France comes to New York via China: Parisian nightlife mainstay Le Baron is probably opening a Chinatown outpost. [Eater]
Governor David Paterson won't seek reelection. Fred Armisen desperately brainstorms new character ideas.