With departure of the Socialiterank.com website, which according to New York Magazine "wiped out what little dignity New York society had left", a vacuum was created in the socialite realm. Sure there are tidbits here and there on the web, information, gossip, but no real ranking system so to speak off. This is why we propose that someone develop an application for Facebook's new F8 platform, that allows people to rank socialites. How about call it "socialtard", or "fauxristocracy"?

For those of you who don't know wtf Facebook is (yes all 2 of you), “Facebook is a social utility that connects you with the people around you” (from Facebook.com website). So let's pit Olivia Palermo, Tinsley Mortimer, Byrdie Bell, Kristian LaLiberte, et. al. ad naseum head to head in a battle royale, mano y mano, and hopefully it won't destroy what little dignity is left in Facebook.