For the girl who steals toilet paper from restrooms and plastic cutlery from by CHLOE. to pinch pennies so she can buy eight balls and expensive lingerie. For the girl whose only form of cardio is the walk of shame. For the girl who only has charcoal lemonade and weed edibles in her kitchen. For the girl whose bed is always made, probably because she hasn't slept in her own bed in weeks. For the girl who passed our trainwreck quiz but failed her court appointed drug test. You may be an embarassment to your entire family, but at least you'll live forever so you will give eulogies at all of those haters' funerals! Suck it, grandma! Here are some must-haves for every party girl's home!
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