Stanley is excited for internet week. He is in search of a captain hat for his yacht rock party on Wednesday, and may be off looking for the perfect fit all day. Do you have a party that you are dying to see up on GofG? Feed it to Stanley! You can easily nourish his barrel-chested body by sending in tips. Have something Stanley should know? Share with him by emailing email@example.com, and give a dog a bone. Ruff!