Stanley is scared that he's not going to be let into his own party tonight. He also is on a massive captain hat search in the East Village all afternoon. He is going to need your help doing his job today. Do you have a party that you are dying to see up on GofG? Feed it to Stanley! You can easily nourish his barrel-chested body by sending in tips. Have something Stanley should know? Share with him by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org, and give a dog a bone. Ruff!