@Thessaly Ben Stein Expelled from NYT! A very happy day for me. http://bit.ly/dx4YF (via @felixsalmon)
2 minutes ago from Tweetie

@lancearmstrong Morning. Everyone ok? Nobody too freaked out about a day w/o twitter?? Breath..
14 minutes ago from UberTwitter

@samantharonson Thanks for all the happy birthday messages! It makes me less grumpy about being old. Thank you @cjronson for being 10 mins older.
24 minutes ago from Tweetie

@StellaMcCartney Kanye West blogs http://bit.ly/QKAlQ
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about 2 hours ago from bit.ly

@johncmayer Just took an Ambien. 12-14 more minutes before I begin writing my novel.
about 3 hours ago from Twittelator

@carr2n did you quality of life improve or decline w/today's twitter outtage? trying to write a column about it. mark #twitcol if u have thoughts.
about 8 hours ago from Power Twitter

@parishilton :)
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about 8 hours ago from web