Twitterific Tweets

@mediaite RT @BorowitzReport: Under ObamaCare, teens will be given free amphetamines if they can prove they euthanized their grandmas. #obamacarefacts 4 minutes ago from web

@AriSGoldberg "All courses of action are risky, so prudence is not in avoiding danger, but calculating risk and acting decisively." - Machiavelli about 1 hour ago from web

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@AggyDeyn 7.44AM! Beautiful Morning in New York! about 1 hour ago from web

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@jenny8lee amazing interactive chart of how ppl spend day: work, tv, sleep, etc. ppl with no chldrn work < w 1 child? http://bit.ly/15FsJP about 2 hours ago from bit.ly

@dizzyblazeberg I still blush at security when those uniformed men stop me in their Latex gloves and yell, "Male assist!" (It's why I don't remove my belt.) about 3 hours ago from web

@Thequestforit Missed Jkosh Madden's birthday after hitting Zach Hyman's photo exhibit + Charlotte Ronson JC Penney BBQ.. about 4 hours ago from mobile web

@littleylittley JCPenney has become more and more of an increasingly impressive Brand. Surprising. #BRANDING #CRONSONBBQ #NYCFashionWeek about 8 hours ago from TwitterBerry

@keithlissner Just met Andre Leon tally! What an amazing man! Damara was amazing as well!! about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific

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@misswill Let's talk Lindsay Lohan's comments on Project Runway. She's sober, coherent and intelligent. This was filmed a yr ago w Labor Pains hair. about 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry

@ev Babies are kinda like drunk people -- nothing they say is comprehensible, and you know they're not going to remember what you say later. about 9 hours ago from txt