@conanobrien:This is only my 5th tweet and I’m already exhausted. My God, how does Ashton do it?
about 11 hours ago via web

@thecajunboy You guys, I slept through the closing ceremonies of the Olympics AND "The Marriage Ref." Did I miss anything?
about 2 hours ago via web

@caro Rupert Murdoch ready to sue Google? http://bit.ly/buuA0Y
about 2 hours ago via TweetDec

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@peoplesrev @whitneyEVEport of course you have a floral twitter page!!!! birthday thursday OMG - what do you want - I am feeling Hermes
about 2 hours ago via web in reply to whitneyEVEport

@NYMag Media The Raging Septuagenarian: Taking on the Times, Google, and, in a sense, his own children, Rupert Murdoch is... http://bit.ly/aKl9TD
38 minutes ago via twitterfeed

@Lock RT @romeoinottawa So NBC ditches Conan for Leno; hockey for figure skating; Olympics for reality show.
about 3 hours ago via web

@fimoculous The biggest problem with "How To Make It In America" might just be that starting a line of jeans is the answer to that fake interrogative.
about 3 hours ago via web

@rachelsklar "And the always enjoyable giant inflatable beaver!" - Bob Costas. I am loving my country so much right now. Can't. Speak.
about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck

@weareyourfek Done.
about 4 hours ago via Echofon

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@Newyorkist Bar Pitti noticeably busier than Da Silvano
about 5 hours ago via txt

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@justinrocket There is going to be so much sex in Vancouver tonight. (via @rachelsklar)
about 5 hours ago via Tweetie