@davidkarp The “American Breakfast” at restaurants in Monaco is a “Bowl of Special K with a side of ham”.
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i hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney
34 minutes ago from web
@popstat really can't stand when stupid-sounding people repeat themselves 4 times - LOUDLY
41 minutes ago from Echofon
@malsirrah I never experienced such freedom until the day I had to admit to myself that I am simply weird... I'm actually weird by weird standards...
about 1 hour ago from web
@lindsaylohan So fun when someone spills a STICKY diet cola ALL OVER YOU!!!!!! NOT even regular cola! Diet it GROSS!
about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
@PerezHilton @ You are really talking crazy tonight! Are you hopped up on Adderall again???
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